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Annie Edison:
Are you just doing this because Slater hurt you?

Jeff Winger:
What? No. I'm not hurt. And Amber threw herself at me.

Annie Edison:
Well, you still have to tell Pierce that she's taking advantage of him, don't you?

Jeff Winger:
Well, when you think about it, nobody's getting hurt. Pierce is getting a daughter, Amber's getting allowance, I'm getting... well, we already talked about it. But don't forget, this is Pierce. He's a racist, homophobic old goof, and he does bad stuff all the time.

Annie Edison:
Well, sounds like you got it all figured out, so why are you talking to me about it?

Jeff Winger:
Because you're... you know.

Annie Edison:
A decent person?

Jeff Winger:
Maybe.

Annie Edison:
And you knew that talking to me about it would make you feel like a bad friend, and you wanted to feel like a bad friend because you wanna be a good friend?

Jeff Winger:
You really suck, you know that?