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Community is an American television sitcom created by Dan Harmon. The series ran for 110 episodes over six seasons, with its first five seasons airing on NBC from September 17, 2009, to April 17, 2014, and its final season airing on Yahoo! Screen fr… more »


Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
What is this, Major Dick?

Major Dick:
That is a request for hazard pay. Maybe you haven't heard, but we can actually die now.

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
You know we can't afford this.

Xim-Xam:
Oh, so we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Well, welcome to Cobra, Xim-Xam. Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys! And while I have your attention, here. [hands them documents]

Xim-Xam:
What is this?

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
We have to lower the salaries. Our insurance is going up.

Xim-Xam:
No way!

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Hey, you people can actually die now. It affects the health plan.

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