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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
What is this, Major Dick?

Major Dick:
That is a request for hazard pay. Maybe you haven't heard, but we can actually die now.

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
You know we can't afford this.

Xim-Xam:
Oh, so we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Well, welcome to Cobra, Xim-Xam. Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys! And while I have your attention, here. [hands them documents]

Xim-Xam:
What is this?

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
We have to lower the salaries. Our insurance is going up.

Xim-Xam:
No way!

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Hey, you people can actually die now. It affects the health plan.