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Britta:
We see ourselves as your Greendale parents.

Annie Edison:
You're not my mom, Britta. She would never wear boots that go that high. And what about treating me as a friend and an adult?

Britta:
Oh, you wanna be treated as an adult and a friend. Then try not stealing your friend's ex-boyfriend. Find your own man.

Shirley Bennett:
Ooh!

Annie Edison:
But you don't like Vaughn.

Britta:
No, I don't. I also don't like seeing him with anyone else. Tada!

Annie Edison:
But you said it was okay.

Britta:
Fine! I cared. I'm a girly-girl. I like boys and I don't like it when they're mean to me and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I'm not that cool, okay, I'm not Juno, homeslice.