Corner Gas2004

[Hank enters Corner Gas wearing sunglasses]

Wanda Dollard:
Ladies and gentlemen: Ray Charles.

Hank Yarbo:
Where?

Brent Leroy:
Don't play any of your crazy boogie woogie music in here, Mr. Cool.

Hank Yarbo:
I'm not wearing these to be cool. There's something wrong with my eye, all puffy and itchy. It hurts to look at the sun. I think it might be time to get glasses.

Wanda Dollard:
Looks like you have conjunctivitis.

Hank Yarbo:
What? Oh, man! How long have I got?

Wanda Dollard:
I wish. It's just pinkeye.

Brent Leroy:
Just pinkeye? That's like saying it's just... just... all right, it's just pinkeye, but still, Hank, get out!