Corner Gas2004

[Brent is on "staycation", i.e. sitting in front of Corner Gas imagining he's somewhere else]

Lacey Burrows:
I need an explanation... Well, you, you at least need to talk to me, because it's just plain rude to just sit there and ...

Brent LeRoy:
Dear Lacey: I hope this post card finds you well.

Lacey Burrows:
What are you doing?

Brent LeRoy:
I've spent the last few days in Aruba.

Lacey Burrows:
What, you're a verbal post card now?

Brent LeRoy:
As I'm not in Dog River right now, I can't speak to you directly. I know this must seem foolish to you, but I've never been one to bow to peer pressure... well, except for when I had that cigarette in high school... and wearing rugby pants in the eighties. I don't know... Anyway, I wish you were here in person so I could tell you this directly.

Lacey Burrows:
I am there. I mean, I'm here. You're here.

Brent LeRoy:
I must sign off now. We're about to land in Madrid, and Kyle, our flight attendant, has demanded I put my table tray in its upright position. He's a saucy one! See you soon. Hola! Brent.