Corner Gas2004

Lacey Burrows:
Hey, I got saddled with writing a blurb for the town plaque. Do you guys know how Dog River got its name?

Constable Karen Pelly:
It's Dog River because from way up in the sky the river is shaped like a dog's leg, so the pioneers called it Dog River.

Lacey Burrows:
The pioneers had an aerial view?

Constable Karen Pelly:
Oh, yeah. They built aerial silos with... okay, I made it up.

Sergeant Davis Quinton:
Well, it's simple, Lacey. The first Europeans to settle the area called it Dagsarivija after their village in the old country. Some northern European language.

Lacey Burrows:
Danish?

Sergeant Davis Quinton:
No, thanks. I had breakfast at home.