Corner Gas2004

[Oscar doesn't know how to set up his VCR, but rents "Jaws" anyway]

Brent LeRoy:
So, uh, what was your favourite part of the movie?

Oscar Leroy:
The shark parts.

Brent LeRoy:
Which, uh, which shark parts?

Oscar Leroy:
They were all pretty good. The shark in the water there, being all mean and what not.

Brent LeRoy:
Hey, did you, did you like the part where the shark fought the dinosaur?

Oscar Leroy:
Yeah, that was okay, I guess.

Brent LeRoy:
How about the part where the shark grows legs and walks up on the beach and has a sword fight with the sheriff?

Oscar Leroy:
That part was a little farfetched for my taste.

Lacey Burrows:
Oh, my favourite part was when the shark went back to his home planet. It made me cry.

Oscar Leroy:
Yeah. Choked me up too... I gotta go.

Lacey Burrows:
He must have the director's cut.