Coupling2000

Jane:
I'm just feeling so ridiculously horny. I swear, if I didn't have my heart set on having sex with a man, you two would be in serious trouble.

Sally:
I could never have sex with another woman. What if she had a smaller bottom?

Susan:
Excuse me! I have a crisis here way above bottoms on the crisis scale.

Sally:
We're women. There is nothing above bottoms on the crisis scale. Bottoms are our natural enemy.

Susan:
Sally, please...

Sally:
They follow us around our entire lives, right behind us and constantly growing. How do they do that? I'm sure mine's back there secretly snacking.