Coupling2000

Jeff:
In the event of Steve's death, the first thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it. And he's pledged to do the same for me. That's how close we are!

Susan:
You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?

Jeff:
Who said destroy? "Remove."

Susan:
Yeah, well you wouldn't keep them... would you?

Jeff:
It's a perk.

Susan:
Oh, Jeff...

Jeff:
That's the beauty of it, you see? Your best friend's dead, but there's a bright side!