Critical Role2015

Vex'ahlia:
We're gonna try to check out what it looks like, see what the guards are like.

Vax'ildan:
Yeah, we'll pretend to take a stroll, pose as a married couple.

Vex'ahlia:
Ew, no.

Vax'ildan:
Just for the purposes of sneaking around the house.

Vex'ahlia:
How about we pose as brother and sister, creepy?

Vax'ildan:
You come on to every human, orc, and half-elf in the entire kingdom, but pretending to be my wife for 30 minutes is too much?

Vex'ahlia:
Yes, it's disgusting, so no.

Vax'ildan:
You're probably right.