DCI Banks2010

[It is early morning. Banks has just arrived at the scene of a brutal murder. Morton and the SOCOs are already there]

DI Helen Morton:
You'll want overshoes, DCI Banks. It's like an abattoir in there. I have frontal lobe in my instep.

DCI Banks:
As greetings go, DI Morton, I've had warmer.

DI Helen Morton:
Morning.

DCI Banks:
[ironically] I'm thinking of starting a campaign. Anyone convicted of a serious crime committed during anti-social hours automatically gets another five years added on to their sentence. I'm sure your husband would agree.