Dallas1978

Lucy Ewing:
[J.R. had called Ray a half-breed just before finding out James Beaumont was his son] Well, here you are talking about half-breeds and now you've got your own illegitimate son. Congratulations.

Cliff Barnes:
Yeah, from me too. Although I'm surprised we haven't seen more little bastards come out of the woodwork.

April Stevens:
That's enough.

Cliff Barnes:
[to Cally] Oh, don't be surprised, honey. I'm sure he's knocked up at least half the women in Texas.

April Stevens:
You're being a jerk, Cliff.

Cliff Barnes:
Don't get high and mighty on me. After all, you were once in JR's stable. [April smacks Cliff hard]