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John Ross Ewing #2:
So are you gonna marry my mom, or what?

Don Lockwood:
[clears throat] Ah... actually... no. Does that make you feel better?

John Ross Ewing #2:
Lots!

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
John Ross, what is wrong with you?

John Ross Ewing #2:
It took me a long time to whip Dad's new wife into shape. Cally was hard work. I'm not in the mood for another big job.

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
I want you to apologize right now!

John Ross Ewing #2:
You're the one who asked me what's wrong.

Don Lockwood:
It's OK, Sue Ellen.

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
No, it's not OK. He's being incredibly rude.

John Ross Ewing #2:
What do you expect? How do you talk to a guy who's never played baseball?

Don Lockwood:
Well, I played cricket. Does that count?

John Ross Ewing #2:
Any sport named after an insect has gotta be lame.

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
That's enough!

John Ross Ewing #2:
Why can't you find someone like Uncle Cliff? At least he doesn't say "toMAHtos". I mean... can't you find a boyfriend who speaks English?

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
You go wait for me in the lounge. Come on! Up! Go on!

[John Ross leaves]

Don Lockwood:
I kind of liked his line about cricket.