Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Jon:
Look, son, I know things are weird right now. But I'm still your Dad, and I want you to put the mask on.

David:
I don't think God would want me to wear a ski mask while I become a man.

Jon:
I see. God doesn't want you to wear the mask.

David:
Yeah.

Jon:
Is that what you're telling me?

David:
Yeah.

Jon:
Well, you're on the phone with a girlfriend you're trying to impress by saying, "Ah, religion's all hocus-pocus", 'cause you want to have sex with her. I guess God is okay with the whole ska-themed Bar Mitzvah, but the mask is too much for God.

Jon:
[sighs] And while we're at it, I guess every surviving member of the Holocaust got no problem with the ska-themed Bar Mitzvah, right? Although, wait a minute. I'm sorry. I guess today we got to call it the "Ska-Locaust". Think about the mask, please.

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