Delocated2008

Jon:
Look, son, I know things are weird right now. But I'm still your Dad, and I want you to put the mask on.

David:
I don't think God would want me to wear a ski mask while I become a man.

Jon:
I see. God doesn't want you to wear the mask.

David:
Yeah.

Jon:
Is that what you're telling me?

David:
Yeah.

Jon:
Well, you're on the phone with a girlfriend you're trying to impress by saying, "Ah, religion's all hocus-pocus", 'cause you want to have sex with her. I guess God is okay with the whole ska-themed Bar Mitzvah, but the mask is too much for God.

Jon:
[sighs] And while we're at it, I guess every surviving member of the Holocaust got no problem with the ska-themed Bar Mitzvah, right? Although, wait a minute. I'm sorry. I guess today we got to call it the "Ska-Locaust". Think about the mask, please.