Delocated2008

Josh Hamilton:
[to another actor] Oh, god, I'd go insane if I had to wear this thing all the time. No wonder he's such a dick. [laughs]

Jon:
...

Susan:
[to Jon] Oh, no. No, no. Don't even feel bad. No.

Jon:
Oh, yeah, by all means, don't feel bad calling me a...dick in front of my son. Don't feel bad about that at all! You've obviously been given a very one-sided picture of me, and that's fine. But there are two sides to every story. On one side, you've got the jilted wife, who is scared and bailed out on her husband in his greatest time of need, and let strange men call her ex-husband a dick in front of her son! The other side of the story is that I'm an honorary black man who is way too proud and confident to worry about it, so...no problem.

Susan:
What does that even mean, Jon?

Jon:
David, we're gonna head out.

David:
Bye, Mom.

Susan:
Bye, sweetie. Have a great weekend.

Jon:
He will have a great weekend, thank you.

David:
Dad, what was all that honorary black man stuff you were talking about?

Jon:
Well, I'm an honorary black man now, and that makes you half honorary black, and I want you to take a lot of pride in that.