Delocated2008

Music Producer:
This is Napping Sounds with Joe", take 1.

Jon:
Welcome to Napping Sounds with Jon". Got a lot of babies tired babies out there, so let's get right to it. You know, I've been told I've got a very soothing voice, so don't try to fight it. Think of my voice as a fist and think of you trying to stay awake as the face. And think of that fist punching that face right in the face...over and over and over again.

Jon:
Fasten your weird belts for that one, 'cause the only place you're gonna see something like that is in a town called WeirdVille. Not gonna find that anywhere on a map. Yeah, waitress, I'll take a tuna melt -- Hold the weird. Comes on the side. In case you couldn't figure it out, I was pretending to be in a diner right now, ordering food. I knew that.

Jon:
Y'know what they call a diner in WeirdVille? They call it a weird. Know what they call food in WeirdVille? They call it "Food". Sounds good.

Jon:
If, at this point in the album, you're listening and you kid's still awake...

Jon:
No way, jose.

Jon:
...you bring the CD back -- You get your money back. That's what I call a bargain. That's the Jon guarantee.