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Jake:
[Jake enters the bridge after getting cleaned up in the infirmary]

Priscilla:
Unauthorized personnel on bridge!

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Personnel cleared for entry, no further action.

Jake:
[steps in front of the main viewer]

Jake:
So, what would *further action* have been?

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock:
Security measures would have been instantaneously deployed.

Jake:
That's very clever... whatever it is.

Jake:
[looks at the display screen]

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Uh, Priscilla.

Jake:
Stupid name for a computer.

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Well, Dr. Baumann named it after his daughter...

Jake:
Baumann?

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Ah, right. You wouldn't have known. Dr. Joseph Baumann, he invented this...

Jake:
Joesph Baumann? Chubby little guy who talks to himself?

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock:
That's how he works things out, by talking to himself!

Jake:
You mean, they guy who was always talking about running elastic through the universe was right?

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock:
Elastic is only the layman's term. Technically, it...

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Careful.

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock:
What, it's not classified.

Capt Jonathan Hays:
No, but it took you three hours the last time you tried to explain it.

Jake:
You mean, you understand all this?

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock:
Of course. I helped develop it.

Jake:
Now, why didn't I figure that part out.

Priscilla:
Captain Brown is notorious for misjudging people.

Capt Jonathan Hays:
Ah, you two, know each other?