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Dr. Ray Barnett:
What's the big hurry?

Neela Rasgotra:
Zoe's here, she's in exam two.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
[looks pleased] She is?

Neela Rasgotra:
Yes, she is. Oh, and I almost forgot. She's fourteen years old.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
Shut up.

Neela Rasgotra:
She was born in 1990, Ray.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
[shocked] What?

Neela Rasgotra:
That's the decade immediately preceding the one that we're in.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
Are you for real?

Neela Rasgotra:
Yes. And in prison math, I believe fourteen equals 5 to 10?

Dr. Ray Barnett:
Where is she?

Neela Rasgotra:
[amused] Exam two. And here's the kicker, Jerry Lee, your prepubescent penis pal has Chlamydia.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
I had no idea she was that young!

Neela Rasgotra:
Young? She's still teething. Although, I don't know, maybe you enjoy that.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
She didn't say anything, how was I supposed to know?

Neela Rasgotra:
Take her out for coffee, converse with her a bit, before you start boffing and handing out house keys!

Dr. Ray Barnett:
I don't card my dates, okay?

Neela Rasgotra:
Oh, well maybe it's time that you started.

Dr. Ray Barnett:
1990?

Neela Rasgotra:
It was a very good year for Chlamydia.