Eastbound & Down2009

Cassie Powers:
You get the Christmas cards we got you this year?

Kenny Powers:
Uhh, yeah I think so, yeah. I mean I get a sh*t ton of fan mail, so it's a lot of mail to go through. So, uhh yeah I think I did. Ya'll get that tanning bed I sent ya'll last year?

Cassie Powers:
Yeah the one you sent three years ago?

Kenny Powers:
Three years? Wow. Um. Um. Well it is a tannin' bed, you know. So... [to the boys] you boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the sh*t out of these retard brothers who used to live down the streets from us. Hilarious [referencing Dustin] I mean this guy was the most ruthless one. Now, I'm sitting here, he has a family. He's got a nice shirt on.

Cassie Powers:
We try to teach our children NOT to make fun of others who are challenged

Kenny Powers:
'MONGOLOID' Mike. Is that what we used to call him? We used to bush his head open with a stick. Remember that?

Cassie Powers:
Okay. I think we're gonna tone down the language, right.