Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Frank Barone:
You know, Robert gets the jealousy thing from me.

Ray Barone:
Oh, yeah?

Frank Barone:
Yeah, one time I drove my fist through a Cadillac, on account of your mother.

Ray Barone:
Really?

Frank Barone:
Yeah. She started talking about marriage, and I told her to go to hell. I remember hearing through the grapevine, that your mother was going to have dinner at Chuck Pacarello's. Now, your mother's cooking, that's something... special. And, I figured, she was only gonna cook like that for me. So, I went to Chuck Pacarello's and punched the headlights off of his car. I spent the night in the hospital, picking glass out of my arm.

Ray Barone:
Wow, dad, I never thought there was a story like that behind you and mom. It's almost romantic.

Frank Barone:
Yeah, I know. I don't tell that story a lot, though.

Ray Barone:
How come?

Frank Barone:
Because it doesn't have a happy ending.