Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Frank Barone:
Bad animals go to hell, kid. Believe you me, I know. When I was your age, there was this mean old German Shepherd named Ilsa. I was walking to school one day and I must have crossed too close to her territory. In those days, the Germans were very sensitive about their territory. Well, that's all it took for Fraeulein Ilsa, the Nazi she-wolf, to jump out and take a hunk out of my all-American hide. I still have the scar. You want to see it? I'll show you...

[Frank stands up and begins to unbuckle his trousers. Raymond, Debra, and Marie protest]

Raymond 'Ray' Barone:
Dad, Dad, Dad! What are you doing? Sit down!

Frank Barone:
Oh, all right! The point is, Fraeulein Ilsa is probably in hell right now, dragging her Nazi butt across the devil's carpet.

Raymond 'Ray' Barone:
Thank you for that heart-warming story.