Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Jerry Musso:
Look what do you want from me?

Ray Barone:
So it's true? You *do* hate me?

Ray Barone:
Well hey I mean it's no big deal. I just want to know why.

Jerry Musso:
All right. You have to push it. Okay. Well there's just something about you. I've read your column, I've heard you speak, I look at you and I go, "I just don't get it". I guess you don't have to be smart to have a career in this business. Now if you know me you know I have pretty high standards and a very low threshhold for dumb. Now look I didn't want to say it. I was trying to be nice but you wouldn't let it go so why don't you go have a shrimp puff and leave me alone okay?

[Ray is hurt. Robert, who has been watching slowly walks up to Jerry]

Robert Barone:
Hold it right there you little twerp.

Jerry Musso:
Who are you?

Robert Barone:
Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder. That's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away then you have in your entire body you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you will never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend, or as a person.

[Robert takes the napkin he used to spit out food and places it in Jerry's front pocket]

Ray Barone:
Come on Raymond.

[Ray and Robert walk away and Jerry goes up to Andy]

Jerry Musso:
Hey, who let those guys in here?

Andy:
I don't know but I'm sure as hell gonna find out!