Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Debra Barone:
You know, I don't think I'm gonna have Lisa sit for us anymore.

Ray Barone:
What? No! Listen, I never think of her, ever.

Debra Barone:
Uck. No, idiot. God! No, I was just thinking... I don't know, leaving the kids with a sitter so much. It just... It feels wrong.

Ray Barone:
Wrong? What - it gives us more time to love each other. And if loving you is wrong... Baby, I don't want be right.

Debra Barone:
Well, it just doesn't feel right to me.

Ray Barone:
Come on. She's a great babysitter. It's what we always dreamed of. Come on. Look, because of her, you've got nail polish on. Don't you love that? I love it. Look at the little piggies and wee-wee-wee-wee-wee

Debra Barone:
Stop it! No, you don't care about nail polish.

Debra Barone:
I know, but - you wanna go back to the way it was with the kids covered in salsa and you wanting me to help? That's... I mean, that's... That's no kind of life.

Debra Barone:
Yeah, but Ray, look, they are only young once. This is our only chance to enjoy this age.

Ray Barone:
Well, what about my age? When do we get to enjoy my age?

Debra Barone:
All right, okay. If we have to leave the kids with somebody, then you know... maybe it should be your mom. Because after all she is... family. Think of how your mom must feel with this. She comes over here and she sees Geoffrey and Michael and Ally playing with some stranger and they're having so much more fun with her than they ever had with... her

Ray Barone:
Okay, okay, we'll get my mom then. Look, the bottom line is quality time, that's all. And by quality time, of course, I mean...

[Ray starts singing "Loving You" in falsetto]