Planes, Trains & Automobiles1987

Car Rental Agent:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT F***ING NOW!

Car Rental Agent:
May I see your rental agreement.

Neal:
I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent:
Oh boy.

Neal:
Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent:
You're f***ed!