George Lopez2002

Benny:
[George is trying to remove the toilet seat] Hey, don't do that!

George Lopez:
You like this?

Benny:
Yeah I like it!

George Lopez:
Then say thank you. SAY it, Mom, or it's coming out!

Benny:
[grumbling] Thank you.

George Lopez:
What?

Benny:
Thank you for the damned toilet seat!

George Lopez:
Was that so hard?

Benny:
Yeah, it is, you know I don't have a lot of experience with this. Who do I thank for dropping out of high school at 15 and working at a factory? Who do I thank for getting me pregnant at 17? Who do I thank for leaving me alone with a kid to raise? Who do I thank for feeling like I was 60 when I was 20? But thank God I know who to thank for my cushioned toilet seat!