Good Times1974

Mrs. Gordon:
[after plotting to steal Penny away from Wilona by setting her up as an unfit mother] Come on now, Mrs. Woods, can't we talk this thing out woman-to-woman?

Willona:
That depends... what woman is going to talk to YOU?

Mrs. Gordon:
Did you see the look in that kid's eyes? She WANTS to come home with me! It was all those gifts I gave her, that tape recorder and that $2500 brass bed! Now what could you POSSIBLY give her to top that?

Willona:
[triumphantly] Love. Can you do that?

Mrs. Gordon:
I'm here, ain't I?

Willona:
So is the garbage.