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Calvin:
What is she doing with him? She must like guys with personality.

Dale:
I don't know. He doesn't look that hideous to me.

Calvin:
Oh! So you find him attractive?

Dale:
Well, his got good bone structure.

Calvin:
Wait! It all makes sense!

Dale:
What?

Calvin:
Oh, Dale. Have you ever thought that the reason you're trying to turn me straight is because, deep down inside, you might be gay?

Dale:
That's ridiculous...

Calvin:
Just look at the evidence: you don't have sex with women, you like to knit, you appreciate the male form... and I've seen you run, it's a little bit squishy.

Dale:
I don't like what you're implying!