Greek2007

Natalie:
I just wanted to apologize. I went too far at the Student Union, and I'm truly, truly sorry. It's just, um The worst thing that ever has happened to me happened on Valentine's Day.

Ashleigh Howard:
Oh, God.

Natalie:
It was so horrible. It was Valentine's Eve. I was nine years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad still wasn't home. So Mom called the office and no answer. So the police began a search...

Ashleigh Howard:
-And four or five days later You tried to light a fire, and you noticed the smell, the firemen came and they pulled out your dead dad. Blah, blah, blah

Pete:
- Ash.

Ashleigh Howard:
- Pete. That story is from Gremlins. The only reason you're telling it is because you are one. So don't feed her after midnight or she'll turn uglier.