Happy Days1974

Ralph Malph:
[Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it.

Richie Cunningham:
I wouldn't let him hear you say that.

Ralph Malph:
You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!

Richie Cunningham:
OK, Ralph - take it easy.

Ralph Malph:
Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod.

Richie Cunningham:
They're not saying that, Ralph.

Ralph Malph:
Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.