Hogan's Heroes1965

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
So you are all under arrest.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
You're a little late, my friend.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Major, this happens to be Tuesday.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
[sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
I distinctly told you Wednesday, not Tuesday.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
You think I listen to what you say? You might as well have said Friday, for all I care.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
I never said anything about Friday.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
[annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
[annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Be honest!

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Honest with you? You don't even know how to spell the word.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Ha. Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you!

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
What spy?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
[shouting] And more, I wanna tell you... [Klink and Hochstetter shout into each other, so you can barely understand what they're shouting]

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
[Interrupting] HOLD IT! [Normal tone of voice] You make me feel terrible.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
What?

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. But, that's not the worst thing we did.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Hogan. What else did you do?

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
I broke up a beautiful friendship.