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[as requested, Zubin reads "affirmations" to Monica Keppel, who believes in faith-healing, while she is under anaesthetic. He adds a few of his own]

Zubin Khan:
[reading from sheet] "Please speak the following healing affirmations into the patient's ear in a calm, relaxing voice." Hello, Monica. I am Two Trees Blowing In The Wind, your anaesthetist.

Ric Griffin:
It doesn't say that.

Zubin Khan:
Your operation has gone well. When you wake, you will be comfortable and you will urinate easily.

Ric Griffin:
It does say that.

Zubin Khan:
She's done her research. You will be hungry for - insert appropriate dietary requirements - and your body is now ready to complete the chain of healing. "Repeat the statement three times." Oh, I forgot a bit. And, Monica, when you wake up you will also believe that you're a giant talking rabbit.

Ric Griffin:
Professor Khan!

Zubin Khan:
[throwing away sheet of affirmations in disgust] Well, it either works or it doesn't.