Holby City1999

[Joseph is holding his new-born son]

Jac Naylor:
How is he?

Joseph Byrne:
Miraculous. Who d'you think he looks like?

Jac Naylor:
Churchill.

Joseph Byrne:
What about me? Do I look like a father?

Jac Naylor:
You look like someone who hasn't slept in 24 hours.

Joseph Byrne:
He's got a pair of lungs on him. Cried all night, didn't you? Only just managed to get him to settle down.

Jac Naylor:
When's the last time you ate?

Joseph Byrne:
Can't remember.

Jac Naylor:
We're going to get you some breakfast. Come on. You can put him down, you know. He's not going to run away.

Joseph Byrne:
I know. It's just I've waited so long to meet this little guy, I don't feel like I ever want to let him go.

Jac Naylor:
God, Joseph. If you're going to make me puke, can I at least do it on a full stomach!