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Lance Rockett:
The doctor checked me out and said that burning sensation was from poor circulation. So I can't rock the leather pants for two weeks.

Joe:
[Motioning to Lance's pants] So what about those?

Lance Rockett:
These are pleather. Much more breathable.

Joe:
Ah.

Lance Rockett:
So close call, but the Love Rockett gets to love rock it again!

Adam:
Gross.

Lance Rockett:
Besides, doctor says the worst I could have caught from drinking somebody's beer is herpes and I've already beaten that several times.

Joe:
Don't you get herpes for life?

Lance Rockett:
[Motions to his face, his crotch, and his ass] Depends where on your body you get it.

Adam:
Again. Gross.

Lance Rockett:
You guys have a good show. 'Cause I've got dudes to rock and chicks to roll! See ya'll on Monday.

Joe:
See ya.

Lance Rockett:
[Exiting] Take it sleazy, boys! Horns high! Horns! High!

[Adam and Joe sip from their water bottles when Lance suddenly re-enters the room]

Lance Rockett:
Oh, P.S. Don't drink the water from this fountain. Doctor says I need to get the spout sterilized.

[Adam and Joe look at each other with their mouths full of water]

Lance Rockett:
Good night! Woo!