Holliston2012

Joe:
I'm too excited! You read it! [He hands the letter to Laura]

Laura:
"Dear Joe and friend..."

Adam:
"And friend" I'm "and friend"? I don't even get my name on the letter?

Joe:
Will you shut up! [to Laura] Go on.

Laura:
"Dear Joe and friend. I watch... ed... I watched your... trailer for Ssss... Ssss... [She shows the letter to Corri] What's that word?

Corri:
"Shinpads."

Laura:
Oh. "Dear Joe and friend-"

Adam:
You already read that part! Skip ahead!

Laura:
"I watched your trailer for Shinpads... I app... apprecia... ate-"

Adam:
[Grabs the letter away from her and hands it to Corri] Fail. You read it.

Corri:
OK... "I watched your trailer for Shinpads. I thought it was humorous in the best way possible."

Laura:
"Humorous" isn't even a word.

Corri:
"And I think you both show a lot of promise as filmmakers. I wish you the best of luck in the future. Sincerely, John Landis."

Joe:
[Hugging Adam] Dude! Oh my God! Amazing! It's amazing! We gotta frame that!

Adam:
[Holding his hand out to Corri] Can I see it? [Corri holds the letter away from Adam's reach] Let me see it. [Corri holds the letter even further away. Adam sits on the couch defeated] What did it really say?

Corri:
"I watched your"... excuse me. [She clears her throat and then begins speaking with John Landis' voice] 'I watched your trailer for Shinpads. I appreciate making fun of inept and amateurish filmmaking as much as the next guy, but your absurd premise and hopeless execution is probably the worst thing that I have ever had the misfortune to watch. Once you two decide on a career that you may actually be good at, like pizza delivery boy or bagger at a minimart check-out stand, I will wish you the best of luck. Until then, if our paths cross in the future... please avoid me." [Back in her own voice] Sincerely, John Landis.

Laura:
[Making an angry fist] Lando.