Home Improvement

Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »



Brad:
[Brad's car has been stolen and stripped] I can't believe this. There's nothing they can do?

Tim:
I'm with Brad. Somebody has got to be held accountable for this.

Jill:
You heard the officer. There's nothing they can do.

Tim:
Maybe there's nothing THEY can do. But there's something *I* can do. I'm the guy who delivered a baby after being crowned Car Guy of the Year in the same night. I'm the guy that built a lawn mower than can do 12 seconds in a 1/4 mile. I'm the guy that put a barbecue grill in orbit, so don't you tell me there's nothing we can do. I'm the Tool Man, I can fix ANYTHING.

Jill:
Alright, zip up your fly and let's go.

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