Home Improvement1991

Al:
I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes.

Tim:
I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book".

[Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]

Tim:
"Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!"

[Al snatches the book from Tim]

Tim:
Then there's your handy wallet-sized version!

[Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket]

Tim:
"How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?"

[Al snatches the second book]

Tim:
I'll tell you tomorrow!