Home Improvement1991

Tim Taylor:
Where are my patented turkey gloves, woman? I cannot prepare our thanksgiving turkey without these specific gloves

Jill Taylor:
It isn't thanksgiving you dolt, clean yourself up before Al and his shriveled up manhood come and lick it up.

Tim Taylor:
Randy, have I ever shown you how to fist a live turkey? It's quite simple really, you just push inside with your fist until it bleeds. Just think about your mother to get the anger brewing.

Randy Taylor:
It is wrong to eat meat dad, I would never do that to a poor turkey.

Tim Taylor:
They like it when I do it. Sometimes I even substitute my fist with my little Toolman Taylor, if you catch my drift. Turkey likey.