Home Improvement1991

Al:
[in a soundproof booth that isn't really soundproof] Tim, can you hear me?

[Tim shakes his head]

Al:
You can't hear me? In that case, I should be the host of this show. And another thing, that's a stupid haircut you have! And another thing,

[sings]

Al:
I am the very model of a modern major general / I've information vegetable, animal and mineral / I know the kings of England and I quote the facts historical / From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

Tim:
Al.

Al:
Yes?

Tim:
Can you hear me?

Al:
I can hear YOU.

Tim:
Think about that.

[salutes Al]

Tim:
Major General Borland.