Home Improvement1991

Mark Taylor:
So Santa's alive?

Jill Taylor:
...Yeah; you sat on his lap at the mall.

Mark Taylor:
But there are a lot of malls; how can he be at every one?

Tim Taylor:
He's real fast for a fat guy.

Jill Taylor:
Actually, honey, I think that those guys at the mall are Santa's helpers - you know, the way that Al is Daddy's helper.

Tim Taylor:
Right.

Mark Taylor:
[suddenly understanding] So *they* do all the work.

Tim Taylor:
[irritated] They *assist* Santa, like Al *assists* me.