Home and Away1988

[Alf's crab "Claws" has been stolen]

Alf Stewart:
Can you believe it? Oh, I should have known, I should have known! He was sittin' there on his own like that, a prime target! I didn't think anybody'd stoop so low!

Celia Stewart:
What on Earth's happened? What are you going on about, Alfred?

Alf Stewart:
Claws!

Celia Stewart:
Santa Claus?

Alf Stewart:
Oh, don't be so stupid, Celia! Claws the crab! Someone's stolen him!

Celia Stewart:
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Alfred. Why would anyone want to steal a crab?

Alf Stewart:
Because this isn't just *any* crab. As I told you before, this is the biggest crab in Summer Bay! And That's not the worst of it either; The flamin' outboard motor packed up and I had to row all the way back. I'm gonna be stiff as a board tomorrow!