I Love Lucy1951

Lucy Ricardo:
10 o' clock in the living room and all's well!

Ricky Ricardo:
10 o' clock in the bedroom and all is well!

Fred Mertz:
10 o' clock in the hallway and all's well!

Ethel Mertz:
[muffled] 10 o' clock in the kitchen and all's well!

Lucy Ricardo:
Kitchen inspector. [Ethel comes out with a turkey leg]

Ethel Mertz:
Yes sir?

Lucy Ricardo:
Ethel, are you eating on duty?

Ethel Mertz:
No sir.

Lucy Ricardo:
What's that?

Ethel Mertz:
Oh uh, well I'm not very good with a gun so I thought if anybody came in the back door I'd beat 'em to death.

Lucy Ricardo:
I hope he gets here before you eat your club away.

Fred Mertz:
[entering living room] Ho, hee, ho.

Lucy Ricardo:
Fred, what're you doing away from your post?

Fred Mertz:
I'm hungry! And I demand transfer to kitchen. [Ricky enters]

Lucy Ricardo:
What do you want?

Ricky Ricardo:
I'm lonesome in there all by myself!