Keeping Up Appearances

Keeping Up Appearances1990

Director: Harold Snoad
Genre: Comedy
Keeping Up Appearances is a British sitcom created and written by Roy Clarke. It aired on BBC One from 1990 to 1995. The central character is eccentric and snobbish middle class social climber, Hyacinth Bucket (Patricia Routledge), who insists that … more »



Rose:
[into phone] You're a louse! You've always been a louse! And what's more, you've got hairy toes! You're the first man I've ever known with hairy toes, Ted Butterfield, and it looks like a bad sign.

Hyacinth:
[grabs the phone and scowls at Rose, covering the receiver] Rose, you cannot speak like that to a Butterfield! Good gracious, girl, think of the bright future ahead.

Rose:
Bright future? Well, do you know the Butterfields?

Hyacinth:
Of course we know the Butterfields. We've just been there. [into phone] My sister won't keep you a moment, Mr Butterfield. [covers receiver] We call regularly at their place of business.

Rose:
What place of business?

Hyacinth:
[into phone] My sister's standing here in the grip of a very powerful emotion. You mustn't take any notice of her harsh words. It's just a crust that she's had to develop to cover her purity and simplicity. We're like that as a family; the highest standards prevail; my son wears pure silk pyjamas. [Rose is trying to grab the receiver] Rose, pull yourself together. You'll have to learn to behave if you're going to maintain a relationship with one of the town's leading commercial families!

Rose:
What commercial family?

Hyacinth:
The executive motor showroom and garage. Their forecourt service is unparalleled.

Rose:
He's not that Butterfield! This one's a total dreck without a penny to his name.

Hyacinth:
Hnh? [into phone, shouting in a low voice] And furthermore, will you kindly stop bothering my sister!

[slams down receiver]

Rose:
[cries] What have you done that for! I love him!

Hyacinth:
How can you love him? The man has hairy toes.

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