Keeping Up Appearances1990

Richard's Boss:
Well, there's no point dragging out these farewell scenes. Always best to get them over as quickly as possible, I always say. [Gets up and shakes Richard's hand, leading him to the door at the same time] Well, goodbye, Richard, old boy. Think of us, when you're out there enjoying your freedom. Goodbye! [Goes back to his desk] Now, where was I?

Richard:
[comes back in] I could come in the odd afternoon.

Richard's Boss:
No, no. No, no, no. Make a clean break. Best way, I always think.

Richard:
Unless, of course, mornings would be better.

Richard's Boss:
Inside a week, you'll have forgotten all about us. Cheerio!

Richard:
I'll do anything. You won't have to keep me at my old grade!

Richard's Boss:
No. Look, I'm sorry, Richard.

Richard:
I mean, I don't think I'd be too proud to pop in for a potter, if you ever need a good potter...

Richard's Boss:
Yes, thank you, Richard!

Richard:
Mornings or afternoons. Mornings AND afternoons!

Richard's Boss:
Good-BYE, Richard!