Keeping Up Appearances1990

Elizabeth:
[When Hyacinth comes to the door she is wearing a nice dress] Hyacinth, I'm glad you've called. Now, you wanted me to be smart. Well, does this meet with your approval?

Hyacinth:
Yes, it looks fine, Dear. Will you give me a hand? Some fool's left half a camel or something on my driveway. I will not have it on my driveway when Mrs. Henderson arrives!

Elizabeth:
You want me to help move it dressed like this?

Hyacinth:
I don't think it'll care how you're dressed, dear. [They walk out to the Driveway and she gestures to the Newfoundland placidly sitting there] You see? Half a camel!

Elizabeth:
And a major half!

Hyacinth:
If we could just get it into the street...

Elizabeth:
CAN we just park it in the street?

Hyacinth:
Well, I've no money for a meter.

Elizabeth:
How are we going to manage this?

Hyacinth:
Well, I think the best thing is if you push, and I'll steer. Now just let me get a good grip. [She grabs the leash and Elizabeth goes around to push from behind] Now pay attention, dog! Off we go, then! [She tugs and Elizabeth pushes, with no success] Try pushing, dear!

Elizabeth:
I'm trying, Hyacinth! It seems to be an awful lot of dog!