Keeping Up Appearances1990

Emmet:
No! Tell her I've become allergic to coffee. Tell her I've just gone down with rigor mortis. Tell her I've gone to Greenland. Tell her I've - aah, now, that's a good idea. Why don't I go to Greenland?

Elizabeth:
Well, get the place warm and I'll follow you.

Emmet:
Oh no, it's no good. Even if I got to Greenland, I expect the first Eskimo I came across would be holding candlelight suppers.