Keeping Up Appearances1990

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Richard:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

Hyacinth:
Richard, what's the matter?

Richard:
You know what's the matter. It's the sale tomorrow.

Hyacinth:
Ahh, I know, I am excited too.

Richard:
I'm not excited, I'm terrified.

Hyacinth:
Mmm?

Richard:
The thought of you at a sale.

Hyacinth:
Oh, I do love a sale!

Richard:
Especially the thought of you at a country house sa...

Hyacinth:
Especially country house sales.

Richard:
You get carried away! You think that because things have belonged to the aristocracy, they must be worth twice as much!

Hyacinth:
You know, the truth is I always think that because things have belonged to the aristocracy they must be worth twice as much!