Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Glenda:
Barry, how long have you had a twitch?

Barry:
It's terrific, a real mean twitch.

Glenda:
There must be some underlying cause, such as guilt. Or depression. Oh, Barry, I've made you so miserable you've been unfaithful to me.

Barry:
Never! You're looking at the world's most faithful twitch.

Glenda:
How long have you had it?

Barry:
Since they gave me the part. It's a terrific part. I'm this stone-faced killer, a real psycho.

Glenda:
Barry, you shouldn't be a psycho. You should be someone who mends broken toys for sick children, or rescues old ladies. I wouldn't have let you join that drama group if I thought they were going to make you a psycho.

Barry:
But it's a terrific part; it's the best part. I love it.