Last of the Summer Wine1973

Repo Man:
Mrs Simmonite?

Mrs. Avery:
There is no Mrs Simmonite. Or let's put it this way: if there is, I'll kill him.

Repo Man:
Well, the fact is I'm looking for Mr Simmonite.

Mrs. Avery:
I know the feeling.

Repo Man:
We have the information that he now lives at this address.

Mrs. Avery:
He does, and we're not moving ever again.

Repo Man:
Oh, well, that will be of some interest to my company. Mr Simmonite is behind on his payments on several items, and I'd very much like a word with him.

Mrs. Avery:
Who?

Repo Man:
Mr Simmonite!

Mrs. Avery:
Never heard of him.

Repo Man:
When will he be in?

Mrs. Avery:
How dare you come round here bothering a poor old widow woman who lives alone!