Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Billy:
I saw Gavin Hinchcliffe yesterday. [pause] There's no need to get excited.

Tom:
Yesterday I was interviewing a bank manager.

Truly:
You, in a bank? Huh. Must have been a river bank.

Billy:
I bet I haven't seen Gavin Hinchcliffe since we were at school.

Truly:
Huh.

Billy:
He looked just the same.

Clegg:
Does it suit him, still being in short trousers?

Billy:
No, nervous and twitchy. He must have jumped three foot in the air when I clapped him on the back and said, "How do, Gavin?"

Truly:
I can understand that. It'd scare me on a sudden appearance, and I've got nerves of steel.

Clegg:
Pass.

Truly:
What I can't understand is what was Tom doing in a bank.

Tom:
I often go to a bank.

Truly:
Could one ask what for? It's not as if you had any chance of getting any money.

Tom:
It's like Wembley; you go for the atmosphere.