Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Billy:
I couldn't sleep last night for the wife snoring.

Truly:
Didn't you give her a nudge?

Billy:
She's in the next bedroom.

Clegg:
Have you always been that close?

Billy:
She sleeps with her sister. She says I'm the wrong temperature for sleeping with.

Clegg:
Well, I think she's hinting that your thermostat has gone.

Truly:
What temperature does she like?

Billy:
Sub-tropical. I keep thinking there's a monsoon any minute.

Clegg:
Yeah, they like to be warm. That generation had more clothes on in bed than than they wear for going out these days. You needed a honeymoon just to find your way about.